I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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