quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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