Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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