Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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