Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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