gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
