is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Yo dont text me then not text me
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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