I'm drive I can fine osifer
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
MIDGETS
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I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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