i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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