he thought i was a dude.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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