how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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