His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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