CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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