Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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