so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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