Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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