Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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