I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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