I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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