Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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