question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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