do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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