quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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