when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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