All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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