Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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