i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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