if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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