Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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