When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I believe in your delicious
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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