his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well I just put wine in my tea
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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