direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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