Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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