he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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