They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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