sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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