I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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