i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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