Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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