A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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