Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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