so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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