ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i came on her dog
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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