is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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