I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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