That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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