went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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