TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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