I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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