I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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