I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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