you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
