Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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