Im at strip club and am horny
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
And my parents said I crawled through the house
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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