So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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