I heard we made out
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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