I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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